Best Man Speech Funny & Inspirational -- Marriage

I am going to keep this speech slightly short because of my throat, Pooja said that if I made fun of the groom similarly much she would cut it.Pooja, you step absolutely gorgeous radiant. I axiom Salim swell with pride when he saw you today. He is truly a lucky man to have someone so attractive, intelligent, warm and caring. A wife who will be all he could ever conjure for, and more. And my little brotherwell well youve finally done it afterwards 30 course of instructions of endless soulsearching youve finally taken the plunge and admitted that I am really the best man. Thank you for bragging(a) in. Its been a long struggle and the best man has won. And now I rely you dont mind if I kick you while youre down Ive been waiting for this chance for 30 years, and have been construction up a portfolio of all the crude, rude and lewd things Salim got up to over the years. So.. we have a bald filmmaker and a short attorney getting married a comedians dream moreover I prom ised salim that I wouldnt mention the word short or bald in this speech plus, pooja is actually quite tall for a 7 year old Anyways Let me tell you a little story it begins just about 5 years ago A day Ill incessantly remember when Priten, Poojas brother, came home to a party which my sister Tasreen held, with his devil lifelong loves Pooja and a bottle of Jack Daniels. We all thought that Pooja was his girlfriend, but as the night progressed, we noticed Priten paying much more assist to Jack and Pooja was left unattended sitting on the balcony whole steps Salim came onto the scene, baseball game cap carefully placed to cover his bald spot, surveyed the terrain and pounced on the stair next to Pooj Pooja was startled hi Salim said, you have really nice feet Poojas startled... ...ratulations on the termination of your isolation, and may I express my appreciation of your goal to end the desparation and frustration that has caused you so much consternation in giving you the i nspiration to make this unification and bring an accumulation to the population. So as I end my toast to this occasion, and wrap up my salutation, I shape up my glass to this combination, and bid good luck to the consummation So cheers, and on with the celebrationNow, Id like to think that Salim chose Sachin and me to be enounce best men so that we could both be by his stead on his wedding day. But I really think that he only picked us for the wedding photos. Me, so hed look slimmer, and Sachin, so hed look taller. You see what I mean in a moment Sachen has been Salims oldest friend, and is an unearned Keshavjee and has a few words to say over to you Sachin